Saturday September 28, 1957

Purgatory Savings & Loan Robbed!

Purgatory Police are searching high and mostly low for local Fortune Teller, Psychic Medium and Soothsayer, Dinky Dan. Dan is the only midget in the entire area and is easy to spot unless he is in a crowd. 

It seems Dan who is constantly in dire financial straits is charged in the armed robbery of the Purgatory Savings and Loan on Friday afternoon. How he could ever imagine he would not be identified and captured boggles the mind. 

Purgatory Sheriff John Lance issued an All Points Bulletin for the capture of Dinky Dan and has advised the local residents to call his office if Dan is sighted. Sheriff Lance chuckled as he advised the media " It seems we have a Small Medium at Large."

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